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A 12 year old girl from Arad, Romania decided to celebrate Mothers Day experiment with a mini-vibrator. Unfortunately the device got stuck and the girl started experiencing severe abdominal pain and was rushed to the local hospital. There the doctors managed to remove the vibrator but said the girl might have some permanent injuries.
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Late one night the owner, Mr. Fiscutean, heard strange noises from the stable and went to investigate. What he saw was unbelievable, a young man was standing on a stool and raping his pregnant cow. Being caught in the act, the cow-rapist ran, leaving the poor cow bleeding. Mr. Fiscutean immediately called the police and [...]