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Goolgle says that the greatest living romanian is “Nicolaé Gutsa”.

Late one night the owner, Mr. Fiscutean, heard strange noises from the stable and went to investigate. What he saw was unbelievable, a young man was standing on a stool and raping his pregnant cow. Being caught in the act, the cow-rapist ran, leaving the poor cow bleeding. Mr. Fiscutean immediately called the police and [...]