Rotardia.com

Late one night the owner, Mr. Fiscutean, heard strange noises from the stable and went to investigate. What he saw was unbelievable, a young man was standing on a stool and raping his pregnant cow. Being caught in the act, the cow-rapist ran, leaving the poor cow bleeding. Mr. Fiscutean immediately called the police and the local veterinarian which said the cow might lose the calf.

The next day, the police caught the cow-rapist, he said he was in the stable to steal some equipment and denied ever touching the cow. He is now waiting for his trial, where he faces jail time and maximum fine of $1500.

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